I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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