on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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