Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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