How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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