Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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