I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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