No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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