Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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