So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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