So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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