He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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