Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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