Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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