My brain says no but my pants say off.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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