Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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