i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
soo... how was my night?
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