I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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