cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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