If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
These tits shall not be calmed
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
do nipples grow back?
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