Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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