is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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