The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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