Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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