We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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