heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sorry about my life...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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