I am puke
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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