This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
