you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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