It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Quick, to the slutcave!
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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