Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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