You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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