Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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