found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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