Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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