sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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