He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
How does it feel to date your dad?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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