I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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