butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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