you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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