Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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