Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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