so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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