Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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