she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he fucked my hip out of place.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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