After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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