dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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