Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I've blown a few things in my day
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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