It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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