so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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