it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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