You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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