there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
is it fun? or sober?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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