This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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