is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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