I think my fart just growled at me.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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